Theme

uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

(Source: 7887, via thefuuuucomics)

darning-socks:

morning routine.png

(via thefuuuucomics)

"I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6."
fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

(Source: awwww-cute, via undrunkscotsman)

rosyemily:

me when someone tries to flirt with me

(Source: joepublic, via hellooatty)

snorlaxatives:

i’ve compiled a list of the things i say most during school

  • what
  • wait what
  • what do we do
  • i have to pee
  • when does this class end
  • whens lunch
  • what

(via kimtranxo)

gooey-goodra:

chatotai:

"i wish pokemon were real!"

beedrill is three feet tall

yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife

(via thefuuuucomics)

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

(via lovesexandothershit)

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

(via cruzsherri)

"I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone."
— Dan Howell. (via kozlovka)

(Source: phanjam, via tellmesecrets-onlytroubleknows)

(Source: man-boss, via crrystalised)

  • people:watch your language
  • me:oh shit sorry
tsuthetiger:

the fuck outta here

tsuthetiger:

the fuck outta here

(Source: clupster, via j-bi)

starry-eyes:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

(Source: meladoodle, via 7eva)

homosexual-titan:

god damn it ash you stupid fuck

(Source: ash-ofpallet, via thefuuuucomics)