never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

(Source: notana, via thefuuuucomics)


morning routine.png

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"I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6."

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 


u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

(Source: awwww-cute, via undrunkscotsman)


me when someone tries to flirt with me

(Source: joepublic, via hellooatty)


i’ve compiled a list of the things i say most during school

  • what
  • wait what
  • what do we do
  • i have to pee
  • when does this class end
  • whens lunch
  • what

(via kimtranxo)



"i wish pokemon were real!"

beedrill is three feet tall

yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife

(via thefuuuucomics)



when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

(via lovesexandothershit)


i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

(via cruzsherri)

"I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone."
— Dan Howell. (via kozlovka)

(Source: phanjam, via tellmesecrets-onlytroubleknows)

(Source: man-boss, via crrystalised)

  • people:watch your language
  • me:oh shit sorry

the fuck outta here


the fuck outta here

(Source: clupster, via j-bi)


*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

(Source: meladoodle, via 7eva)


god damn it ash you stupid fuck

(Source: ash-ofpallet, via thefuuuucomics)